“Mirzapur” ek Indian web series hai jo apni gritty realism aur unforgettable dialogues ke liye jaani jaati hai. Ye series hamaare samaj ke har tarah ke logon ko dikhata hai, chahe wo politicians ho ya gangsters, ya fir aam aadmi. Aur har character ki apni ek unique speaking style hai. Mirzapur ki wo kuch yaadgar dialogues, jo sabse zyada yaad reh jaate hain:
“Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai.” (Hum politicians hain, logon ko bevakoof banana humara kaam hai.) “Mirzapur mein agar kisi cheez ki kami nahi hai, to woh hai problem.” (Mirzapur main kisi bhi cheez ki kami nahi hai, sirf problems ki nahi.) “Jindagi ho to Munna Bhaiya jaisi, jinda to jhat ke baal bhi hai.” (Agar zindagi jeeni hi hai to Munna Bhaiya ki tarah, varna jhat ke baal bhi to zinda hote hain.) “Yeh duniya hai mere bhai, kisi ka baap nahi.” (Ye duniya meri hai bhai, yahan kisi ka baap nahi hai.) “Hum hain Munna Bhaiya, Mirzapur ke Raja.” (Main hoon Munna Bhaiya, Mirzapur ka Raja.)
Ye dialogues isliye fans ke beech kafi mashhur hain kyunki ye aksar funny, witty, aur thought-provoking hote hain. Ye dialogues characters ke personalities aur Mirzapur ki duniya ko samjhane mein bhi help karte hain.
Article ke body part ko hum do sections me divide kar sakte hain:
- “Agar aap gulaam ban’na chahte hai… toh hum aapka swaagat karte hain” – Akhanda Tripathi.
- “Darr ki yahi dikkat hain, ki kabhi bhi khatam ho sakta hai” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Hindustan ko azaad huye 70 saal ho chuke hain, phir bhi hum gulaam hain. Khaskar hum gareeb aur aam aadmi…. Akhanda tripathi ka zameen hai, jeetay jee tumhara kuch nahi ho sakta” – Ramakant Pandit.
- “Humko maarega to hum kisi din mar to jayenge, tere jaise 10 ko udha denge!” – Guddu Pandit.
- “Neta banna hai toh Gundey pakdo, Gundey banna hai toh Neta pakdo” – Ramakant Pandit.
- “Tu 16 se kam aayegi toh Izzat nahi…Raat ko police chowki agle din court jaana zindagi barbaad hogi teri” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Aur yeh raha aapka famous katta… thoda bal hai… magar hum to jaante hain ki aap kisi ko dikhane ke liye nahi le rahe… thoda practice kar lijiye…aur naam bhi soch lijiye iska” – Compounder.
- “Guns ki madad se darr nahi badhana hai, darr ki madad se guns badhani hai” – Bauji.
- “Mata Ji ka laadla, Bauji ki aankho ka taara, humara buzurg kahe hai ki chota chota ched badi baat ka visphot kar sakta hai” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Suru majboori mein kiye the … ab maza aa raha hai” – Guddu Pandit.
- “Guns ladkiyan aur gaadiyan … teeno hi cheezon ko dheere dheere chalana chahiye… varna ghar pe maa behen ek kardi” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Jab tak humlog kaam kar rahe hain … tab tak violence ka scope nahi hai” – Bablu Pandit.
- “Bhaukal bokhlaya nahin jayega bhaiya” – Sharad Shukla.
- “Tum jo aankh dikha rahe ho na … abhi us mein goli daalke … aankh mein hi goli marenga” – Guddu Pandit.
- “Zindagi mein agar kuch banna ho … toh tayyari achi karni chahiye” – Bauji.
- “Guns, Drugs aur satta … teeno mil jaaye toh power bahut badi hoti hai” – Akhanda Tripathi.
- “Har bar goli chalane se pehle, apni maut ka ahsas zaroor ho jata hai” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Har cheez ka time hota hai…mauka aane par faida uthao” – Beena Tripathi.
- “Jo samajh nikal gayi ho na…woh wapas kabhi nahi aati…aur jo aagayi …woh kabhi jaati nahi hai” – Golu Gupta.
- “Mataji ka laadla beta tauji ki jaan bhaukal humesha sabka maan” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Sabke dimaag mein gundai. Sirf bhosdiwale chacha hain jinka dimaag hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiya.
- “Hum sharif kya hue puri duniya hi badmaash ban gayi.” – Guddu Pandit.
- “Sahi ja rahe ho launde … haraamipana tum mein baap se bhi zyada hai.” – Sharad Shukla.
- “Ab apan naya neta banayenge, ise Kele ki maa kehte hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiya.
- “Chutiya banane ka kaam toh school mein sikhaya jaata hai, beedu.” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Hum se bade nahi hue ho beta, tumse bade log humein salaam thokte hai.” – Bauji.
- “Golgappe pe paani phenk kar, public place mein hagna, maut se kam paap nahi hai humare yahan.” – Compounder.
- “Jail ka khaana khaana padega, ye soch kar hi insaan sudhar jaata hai.” – Ramakant Pandit.
- “Humein underestimate naa kare. Naseeb wale hain hum” – Guddu Bhaiya.
- “Kundali mein gyan chhupaya hai, tere baap ne.” – Bablu Pandit.
- “Jis dal ka pakwan na bane, use vyanjan banane ka koi fayda nahi.” – Beena Tripathi.
- “Zindagi jhandwa phir bhi ghamandwa.” – Guddu Bhaiya.
- “Maine tumhe yaad kiya aur tum prakat ho gaye, kya vo asal mein hota hai?” – Sweety Gupta.
- “Bhagwan bharosa todta hai … lekin bandook kabhi nahi todti.” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Jab hum daru peete hain tab dimaag chalta hai, dimaag.” – Bablu Pandit.
- “Mard bano, itna ki ladkiyon ke zyaada achche rishte tumsai karna chahe.” – Sweety Gupta.
- “Politics khelein? Jiski lathi, uski bhains” – Golu Gupta.
- “Aadmi ka naam roshan karne mein dher saari umar guzar jaati hai … lekin uska rang gora karne ke liye ek muli kaafi hoti hai.” – Compounder.
- “Tum hamein bhool gaye ho Guddu bhaiya, hum tumhara pistol hain. Pehle purane goli niklo, tab jaake nayi goli anadar daalo” – Bablu Pandit.
- “Saale gendey ke keede … hum gudiya ke bra hook kholte bhi bina dekhe khol diye the … tu potli hai ki kya hai?” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Jisse waqt lage na samajhne mein, use kalakata kahenge” – Bauji.
- “Bandookboaz bana diya hai chaubey sahib tumne humein?” – Sharad Shukla.
- “Aur jo shakti hum mein hai na, woh humare munh ki nahi … humare tann ki hai, puri tann ki.” – Beena Tripathi.
- “Waqt aane pe sabko clear kar denge … nahi karenge ghabrahat.” – Guddu Bhaiya.
- “Jiske jism par apne baap ka naam likha ho, woh duniya ka sabse bada keh ke leta hai.” – Munna Tripathi.
- “Munh utha kar apni aukaat nahi batate, yaha dimaag lagaya jaata hai.” – Bauji.
- “Maut ko chuna hai humne, zindagi ne hume chuna hota.” – Golu Gupta.
- “Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hota hai.” – Compounder.
- “Darr se zyada hai to haila, aur ka se zyada hai khaas.” – Lala.
- “Gusse mein liye faisla aur bhookhe pet hue vaade kabhi pure nahi hote.” – Akhanda Tripathi.
- “Neta banna hai to gundon ko khareed lo, aur gunda banna hai to neta ko, ya toh bhaisahab bhookha rehne do.” – Guddu Pandit.
- “Hinsa aur ahinsa, dono ka market hai, demand pe depend karta hai ki kaunsa upar hai.” – Golu Gupta.
- “Humein gyani banne ki jarurat nahi, gyaan nahi – poori duniya thook rahi hai yaha pe.” – Guddu Bhaiya.
- “Paani mein rehne wale crocodile se kabhi panga nahi lena chahiye.” – Akhand Tripathi.
- “Par kab jalate hain patakhe? Jab koi chutiya mar jaye” – Munna Bhaiya.
Welcome to our blog! My name is Yuvraj Kore, and I am a blogger who has been exploring the world of blogging since 2017. It all started back in 2014 when I attended a digital marketing program at college and learned about the intriguing world of blogging.
